jack off? wow why not jill off this is why we need feminism
HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE
made a good first impression you cultured sex thing
if anybody’s wondering, i’m now best friends with both of them and they introduce me to people as ‘the one in the bra that i told you about’
more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate
for how many years do you think would dean hum the ghostbusters theme every time john found a spirit hunt
and sit in the back and whisper “hey. hey, dad. are you afraid of ghosts?”
and john would roll his eyes in the mirror but give in and mutter “i ain’t afraid of no ghosts” and dean would laugh until he woke up sam
i’m actually crying that’s so sweet
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"