- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
- Friend: Being in a fandom can't be that bad
- Me: I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN
- Me: I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
- Me: I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
- Me: I know things, secrets that must never be told.
- Me: Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!
- Friend: ...