lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

dlubes:

theamazonprince:

internetexplorers:

*accidentally sucks your dick*

you just described gay porn

aw cmon gay porn has more plot than that. its more like

*delivers your pizza*

*accidentally sucks your dick*

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lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

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"Wear your tragedies as armor, not shackles." - Anonymous (via facina-oris)

(Source: shutupaubrey, via weirdnessprevails)




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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223, via thelostfrancosister)


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thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

(via selena-the-killer)


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have you ever fallen temporarily in love with a stranger in a public place?

(Source: islette, via fucking--crazy)


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  • 2 headphones: you can't talk to me
  • 1 headphone: you can't talk to me
  • no headphones: you still can't talk to me

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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