I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going